• #1 it is futile to ask 'sloar' for help of any kind, his purpose is strictly decorative. same thing applies to 'brian'
• #2 any use of an annoyingly cute or sexually derived chat screen nics simply shows your lack of imagination, same thing applies to any name with a television reference or a reference to those damn spice girls.
• #3 all sexual innuendo must be backed up.......no idle promises....(or threats) documentation must be provided for all claims of prowess or exceptionally large attributes must be verified with notarized pictures and at least 2 witness statements...
• #4 don't send bail money to chat buddies..... you end up with roomies..... you didn't expect....ones with names like bubba and killer......
• #5 any and all attempts to prove what a bad ass you are will be seen as what they really are.....feeble attempts to bolster your pitiful little existence.......(big dick in chat.........little one irl:) )
• #6 your skills in chat help must include proficiency on duct tape origami ability to wrap mei's head in a whole roll of duct tape in under 2 seconds, and ability to improvise in case of duct tape shortages
• #7 pms does not mean what you think it does ......and any jokes or inane attempts at a humorous interpretation will result in your sale to Godzilla as a sex toy
• #8 it is imperative that you have a sense of humor. that way you are better able to distinguish when we are laffing with you, and laffing at you
• #9 if your main kitchen preparation tool is a microwave.... you must use a mac to chat.....
• #10 no one really cares how fast your connection is...or what your connection is....or how big your hard drive is...... besides....is big and fast what you reallllllllllly wanna be known for?
• #11 if lag persists more then 12 hours , a virginal sacrifice shall be made to Ernie, the yah00 god of lag, and that the offering will be delivered to ernie after virginal confirmation by Joe_E_Lectron, inspector general for yah00! enterprises and (legal disclaimer on damage to aforesaid virgins waiving any right to sue joe or yah00 ent.)
• #12 all inquiries as to the official ych dress code are to be directed to 6uckl33, and any variances must be applied for in triplicate. any use of chiffon is reserved for those with the special waiver afore mentioned. any violations of ych dress code will result in your exile to chat central for no less then 20 minutes...with pms open.
• #13 any mouse abuse is strictly forbidden....(this includes abuse to hckymouse, hypermouse and 'dat mouse) use of traps, cats biting or any other hooliganism will not be tolerated. track ball abuse is however perfectly acceptable.
• #14 purepassi0n's three ground rules for listening to your sorry ass are .....don't touch me, don't stare at me, and don't talk to me ok?.....(careful of the purefect one)

this is purely an effort at some levity, no offense or actual implication that these are actual rules is intended. and if you have any "rules" to add.......just let me know:)